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Sunday, December 02, 2007

Why Tim Tebow Should Win the Heisman

These were culled from several people on the
American Waterfowlers - Florida Football Forum.


Tim Tebow CAN believe it's not butter.

Tim Tebow has counted to infinity... twice

Tim Tebow once got Blackjack with one card.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of
animals Tim Tebow allows to live.

When Tim Tebow pisses into the wind, the wind
changes direction!

Every mathematical inequality officially ends
with "< Tim Tebow".

You can lead a horse to water. Tim Tebow can
make him drink.

Tim Tebow can get McDonald's breakfast after
10:30.

Superman wears Tim Tebow pj's to bed.

When God sneezes, angels say, "Tebow Bless
You."

When Timmy falls into water, he doesn't get
wet. The water gets Tebowed.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Timmy
Tebow is worth a billion.

While urinating, Tim Tebow is easily capable
of welding titanium.

Tim Tebow doesn't read books. He stares
them down until he gets the information
he wants.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to
be on the same planet with Tim Tebow.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he
checks his closet for Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow can touch MC Hammer.

Tim Tebow saved the manatees. Then he stiff
armed them back on the endangered species
list so they wouldn't get cocky.

Tim Tebow can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Tim Tebow has the greatest Poker-Face of
all time. He won the 1993 World Series of
Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a
Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2
of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card
from the game UNO.


1 Comments:

Blogger vanckirby said...

pretty funny!

vince strawbridge, a good friend of mine went to uf with his dad. he was down last year for a visit and brought a signed team ball for vince. dont know about timmy but his dad is a great guy.

vince is a quadriplegic from a skiing accident who has 10 children. his youngest (mack or machen, after j gresham machen) was 3 years old when he had his accident. an amazing story and an amazing christian.

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